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"What rhymes with computer? No it doesn't..."
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"What does a grizzly wear under his fur? Under-bear."
"What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society"
"You'd think that Hip-Hop music would have more bunnies in it, but no."
"I wanted to stop for McDonald's this morning but the line was too wide."
"The store that has everything. I keep hearing about this amazing store that has EVERYTHING. Unfortunately I cant find it anywhere... anyone know where ""Participating Locations"" is at?"
"hoarder on TV: pls help me doc therapist: of course. lets start by throwing out all these anime posters. we'll take them to my car"
"Old people smell weird because They are surrounded by hundreds upon thousands of skin cells that have fallen off of their bodies over the years. Dead... Like all of their friends..."
"Dog ate raw chicken so I called the vet to see what I could do He asked what I think they eat in the wild. Basically, he called me an idiot"
"What is the best part of having Alzheimer's? You`re always meeting new people."