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Joke of the Day
"How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!"
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"A Chinese Man Does Stand-Up Comedy What is beautiful and delicious at the same time? Pussy"
"Squirrels nature's speed bumps."
"What do you call an invalidation of someone's argument because they cannot differentiate between their and they're? ad homonym"
"What happens when an egg laughs? He cracks up"
"I don't have friends, I have acquaintances and parasites."
"How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'? 1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... I^will^see^myself^out"
"I started studying abroad today... ... The first thing I learned is that they don't like being called broads."
"What's the strongest muscle on a pig? The hamstring."
"How many Ferguson police does it take to change a light bulb? None, they'll just shoot the room for being black."