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Joke of the Day

"How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'? 1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... I^will^see^myself^out"

"My sister asked me who sings the 'Black Beatles' song [OC] I told her probably John Melanin."

"got removed from r/showerthoughts but... Helen Keller really only knew a hand-full of words..."

"Peter Parker's at a party He's offered a blunt. ""No,"" He says looking out the window at the skyline. ""That's not the Mary Jane I need."""

"A conversation between 3 partially deaf elderly men. Elder 1: It's windy! Elder 2: No, it's thursday! Elder 3: Right, let's all get a cuppa tea shall we?"

"I'm really glad they invented shampoo. imagine having to wash your hair with real poo?"

"What do you call a black guy on the moon? An astronaut"

"Computing Pirates What's a pirate's favorite computer language? Aye, you'd think it was R, but tis the C"

"Q. What is a brunette between two blondes? A. An interpreter."

"Why did my Geoligist wife divorce me? She kept on saying that everything I said was complete bullschist"