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Joke of the Day

"What's the strongest muscle on a pig? The hamstring."

"Someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds Poor bastard."

"What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ? ""I must throw that doggie out the window !""!"

"Philip Seymour Hoffman use to be my favorite actor... But now he's dead to me."

"What is a mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country"

"How do Jewish turtles greet each other? Shellom."

"I can't spell armugedon... But it's not the end of the world."

"Anyone heard of that movie ""Constipation""? It hasn't come out yet though. ...."

"Opinions are like assholes... sometimes you need a second asshole"

"/r/pickle welcomes it's newest ally. It's always good to have clean jokes. I due urge the mods to add us to your sidebar, due to the fact that you are on ours."