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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an invalidation of someone's argument because they cannot differentiate between their and they're? ad homonym"

"How do Catholic church priests stay healthy? They exorcise."

"Why did Donald Trump win Florida in the Presidential Election? Floridians have seen the positive effect an Orange can have on the economy."

"(Wedding) Priest: They've written their vows Wife: *recites beautiful vows* Me: *takes out notecard* I love you and cheese the same amount"

"My wife says if this post gets thousand upvotes, we can do anal. I'm tired of the other posts. It's me in her."

"Why are the whores in the docks never hungry? There are so much seamen there."

"What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar? I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there"

"What if we all do not exist and God is alone just imagining us?"

"Tweeting with an egg avatar is like showing up to a job interview in a sweatsuit."

"Naked man doing jumping jacks... db qp db qp db qp db qp"