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Joke of the Day

"Squirrels nature's speed bumps."

"netflix First comes netflix then comes chill next comes babby because mommy forgot the pill"

"Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog? Cause he wanted to get along little doggie."

"How many redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? One. One to change it and his girlfriend to give him a blowjob when he's done."

"When is your door annoying? When it'sa Jar-Jar."

"It's hard to explain things to kleptomaniacs They always take things literally."

"Where did the sick boat go? To the dock."

"I've been friends with my recliner the longest. We go way back."

"Not being able to read because your book ran out of batteries is a pretty hilarious first-world problem."

"What Operating System does a Redditor use? Fedora Linux!"