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Joke of the Day
"I don't have friends, I have acquaintances and parasites."
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"Walking Talking Stephen Hawking"
"Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home? A: It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television."
"Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had loco motives."
"Q: How do Chinese people name their babies? A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make."
"How come north Carolina is the bluest state? Raleigh scattering"
"Look Disney all I'm saying is that if my stepdaughter brought a bunch of birds and mice into my mansion I'd make her clean up that shit too."
"What my father said to my prospective college roommate the first time they met... Do you know how to tell if you roommate is gay?? His cock tastes like shit!!"
"Blackpeoplemeet.com is racist. What about Asians and Hispanics? What they really need is Nonwhitepeoplemeet.com"
"My life selling houses by Con Allday"