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Joke of the Day

"How many Ferguson police does it take to change a light bulb? None, they'll just shoot the room for being black."

"I can't remember a time I wasn't waiting for my next meal to start"

"The creator of throat lozvenges died and i went to his funeral no coffin there"

"I think every guy has tucked their genitalia between their legs to pretend they have a vagina. But I didn't know my girlfriend had been doing it for the past 3 years."

"""You fancy my best friend, don't you?"" asked my wife. ""If given the choice..."" I replied, ""I'd rather have sex with you then her."" ""You mean 'than'."" ""No."""

"What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA"

"Most computer problems stem from the lack of a fatherboard. No? Ok, I'll show myself out."

"Happy Birthday Ray Rice! I offered to bring punch to the party but, his wife said she already had enough."

"What type of sense of humor does rain have? -A very wet sense of humor"

"My boyfriend doesn't like when I give our neighbors nicknames like, ""Beard Man"" ""Jolly Girl"" and ""the one I slept with in 2009."""