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Joke of the Day
"Who's the coolest guy at the hospital? The ultra sound guy."
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"Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years? A: Somebody dropped a shekel."
"Biologist screws up: Mutant killer virus Physicist screws up: Deadly black hole Geologist screws up: Rock on table is now rock on floor"
"Me: You have to be nice or Santa won't deliver any toys this year. 5: Me: 5: My brother lets me play with his."
"Where do you get virgin wool from? Ugly sheep. "
"How do you use an african man to get people to meet your demands? You black male."
"The guy who coined the phrase,""I'm not gettin any younger."" The guy he said it to then coined the phrase,""No shit, Sherlock."""
"What's a Muslim's favourite musician? Shari'ah Carey"
"What is a pirates favorite letter? Arrrr, but his true love be the sea"
"Abortions occur when the Stork is flying over a ravine, gets tired of carrying things and says ""Fuck this."""