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Joke of the Day
"What's a Muslim's favourite musician? Shari'ah Carey"
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"A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink... The bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve mushrooms here."" The mushroom says, ""Hey, I may be a mushroom, but I'm a real fun-guy!"""
"I've been trying to find my girlfriend's killer for the last month. Nobody's agreeing to do it."
"How do Italian Chefs swap recipes? By Spaghett-e-mail!"
"I wanted to be a pilot in the air force But they said I didn't have the right altitude."
"If whores, witches, ghosts and hobo's show up on my doorstep, I can only assume it's Halloween because our family reunion was in July...."
"What's the difference between you and an egg? An egg gets laid."
"What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Israel? Hillary won't suck Bill's dick."
"""Socks... they're like... soft little canoes for your feet."" - Don Draper, having a stroke"
"*opens fortune cookie* there's rice on your face *grabs wifes and opens it* still there *grabs one from next table* I can do this all night"