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Joke of the Day

"If Russia invades Turkey from the rear.. Would Greece help?"

"Alarming new research into the growing sleep epidemic Over 99% of people are now addicted to sleep, admitting they engage in sleep at least twice a week, most say they couldn't live without it"

"Did you hear about the witch who ate 10 packs of gum? She had some double bubble toilet trouble."

"What is a pirate's favorite letter?"

"Know Thyself, said Jesus. in the biblical sense. Merry Christmas."

"Jeb! should be called WTC 7 Never reaching the heights of his namesakes, and falling down without being hit by anything."

"Did you hear about that actress that stabbed herself? Reese something? No it was with her knife"

"lady: omg your puppy is so cute whats his name me: laser guardian"

"If my ""check engine"" light would check my wallet, it would know there's nothing I can do about it."

"What title do a sandwich and an occupation in the porn industry share? The Fluffernutter."