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Joke of the Day
"If Russia invades Turkey from the rear.. Would Greece help?"
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"Cop: You already had your phonecall now state your name for the tape or you're going to jail Ivana Fonekaal: [looks at lawyer]"
"Does anyone know where concentrate is? I've been drinking lovely orange juice from there for years now.."
"H:""Where'd you get those shoes?"" Me:""I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw?"" H:""Nope just cleaned the old one"" *Marriage lies"
"History: delete Pics: delete Texts: delete Kik: delete ""Why yes, you can use my phone for a second."""
"What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur? A lickalotapuss What do you call a gay dinosaur? A megasaurass"
"A man walks into a library and asks for a book on tides. The librarian says, ""I'm sorry sir, that's just gone out."""
"What do you call a vicar on a motorbike? Rev"
"Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk? Because they don't want the siren to die."
"My girlfriend told me she loves my brain I told her ""Hey, my eyes are down here""."