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Joke of the Day
"Where was the first discovered potato located? In the ground."
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"Why did SJWs call out Medusa? She kept objectifying people."
"Why was the little Martian sad? Curiosity killed his cat."
"What's Hitler's favorite board game? Gas Who?"
"What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner? Watson the menu"
"Q: Where do mentally unstable trees go? A: The insane a-xylem."
"stolen from dave allen Imagine if you will you are at a man's house having your way with his wife and he comes home early and catches you. And he says ""Carry On"" and you can"
"Nostalgia It really isn't what it used to be."
"my test required a number two, pencil i thought it was a pretty shitty requirement"
"Q: When do ghosts have to stop scaring people? A: When they lose their haunting licenses."