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Joke of the Day
"Why did SJWs call out Medusa? She kept objectifying people."
Next Joke
"Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""A police officer."" ""A police officer who?"" ""A police officer who just shot your dog, now open up if you don't want to end up like him!"""
"Looks like I'm finally going to meet my twitter crush, don't know if I should diet or let him find out the hard way Im good w camera angles"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brent ! Brent who ? Brent out of shape !"
"If ""Bieber fever"" is when a Bieber song comes on the radio & you start throwing up & stabbing yourself, then yes I had Bieber fever once."
"Last chance to use the washroom before I shower! Speak now or forever hold your pees."
"""she's too good for him"" ""he doesn't deserve her"" ""she should be with me"" ""I need a good girl like that"" --me looking at other people's dogs"
"Why is a Christmas tree like a bridegroom? After the big day, its balls are the first thing to come off."
"If Great Britian leaves the EU then it will be like its own Hong Kong Owned by the British, surprisingly prosperous for its size, and desperately longing to be white."
"Was forced to have a threesome with a clown and a grizzly. Just had to grin and bear it."