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Joke of the Day

"Q: When do ghosts have to stop scaring people? A: When they lose their haunting licenses."

"Why did Simba's Father die? He didn't mufasta"

"Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith? Nobody wanted to draw his iron."

"*opens door* trick or treat? ""It's October 14th"" I'm dressed as a time traveller *scraps dinner off plate into his bag* ""touche"""

"Pregnant The best part about being pregnant is...you can't hear your baby cry."

"Why do Native Americans make good strippers? No matter where they are, they'll always make it rain when they dance."

"i've been doing home repairs. since i started using black caulk, i haven't gone back."

"What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner? Lettuce, pray."

"What is a pirates favorite article of clothing? His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me."

"Wait you misunderstood. When I called you ""doll face,"" I was referring to Chucky."