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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy who snorted curry powder? He fell into a korma"
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"What do you call a fake Irish diamond? A shamrock."
"I'm not the best at giving advice when it comes to tequila So you'll have to take it with a grain of salt..."
"I don't mean to make your Monday morning worse, but we'll never be able to wear shorts in space."
"A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""I'll serve You, but don't start anything."""
"Why Hitler died? Because he saw the gas facture."
"What's red and has 7 dents in it? Snow White's cherry."
"What kind of memes do Germans like? Danke memes"
"When speaking to children I always end every sentence with ""...or else you'll die. "" - I find this to be an excellent motivational tool."
"Does ""who cares"" count as advice?"