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Joke of the Day

"When people say ""Let's not get off on the wrong foot here"", I reply ""Please don't get off on either of my feet""."

"You hear about all of these refugees? Sounds like a Syria's problem."

"[Snow White sees her doctor] Snow White: How bad is it, Doctor? Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot"

"What happens when you combine alcohol and literature? Tequila Mockingbird"

"What do you call a valley girl giving a blowjob for louis vuittons? Head over heels"

"I bet a lesbian geneticist would do a lot of lab work for a clone dike bar."

"Ketchup Bottle Joke [Source Inside]"

"Reports are in that Hugo Chjavez has died....hmmmmm Saddam Hussein Osama Bin Ladden Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Fidel Castro Hugo Chavez Not good times for my Fantasy Dictator League..."

"Why did the poor man sell yeast? He wanted to make some doe!"

"Funny talks make smile always. A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often."