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Joke of the Day

"What is a ninja's favorite beverage? WA-TAHHHHH! Edit: **notBenstar** and **dogboyboy** are correct... Ninjas are silent killers. So, it should read: ""What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage."""

"Did you hear about the woman who ordered a double entendre at the bar? The bartender reached under the bar whipped it out and gave it to her"

"The man who invented Velcro has died. RIP"

"I eat things based on the amount of dishes I have to use."

"Felony Insurance, like car insurance but for when you hate someone so much you just have to throw a cinder block through their windshield."

"*eats way too much delicious space pudding* Me: Oof I am STUFFED! What'd you call this again? Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!"

"I'm sick of reading them, these vagina jokes have got to stop Period."

"Why are there 5 syllables in the word ""monosyllabic""?"

"What do men who receive compressed porn files do when they are alone? They unzip."

"Why do Java Programmers wear glasses? Because they don't C#."