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Joke of the Day
"What is a vampire's sweetheart called? His ghoul-friend. "
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"Oh, Ed! They should come up with something like Uber, but with horseback riding... Maybe call it Wilbur?"
"How Much Wood Would a Woodchuck Chuck if a Woodchuck Could Chuck Norris? *All of it.* *All of the wood.*"
"Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler."
"Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""we don't serve your type here."""
"Whoever invented knock knock jokes... Should get a no bell prize"
"If only the person that named ""walkie talkies"" had been in charge of naming so many more household objects."
"Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors? You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah."
"I leave the interview room as I entered it, karate chopping air and unemployed."
"I had a debate with myself about masturbation... ... On one hand it's feels good. And on the other it feels great!"