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Joke of the Day
"Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes? Could they not hire taller dancers?"
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"A recent survey reported that three quarters of men don't know how to turn on the dish washer... I find that licking her nipples and a light gentle fingering usually does the trick..."
"There's plenty of fish in the sea(fixed) But until I find one I'm just stuck holding my rod"
"Have you heard the joke about the 13-inch ruler? Never mind. It's too long."
"Some say I've ""gone off the rails,"" or ""left the reservation,"" or ""screwed the pooch,"" or ""mixed my metaphors,"" or ""launched the hot dog"""
"My new girlfriend has one leg shorter than the other... Her name is Ilene Wright."
"Trump obviously has the support of the Freemasons He wants to build a wall, and do you know who gets paid to build walls? **MASONS!**"
"Kitty Pryde walks into a bar Something is disrupting her mutant power."
"""PARKOUR!"" - me, after tripping over nothing on the sidewalk"
"Where do 4 gay guys go? One Direction"