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Joke of the Day
"What's the best lake to go motorboating? Lake Titicaca"
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"whenever i trip a skinny girl running in only a sports bra i feel like i'm doing god's work"
"how much does it take for two octopi to laugh? 16 tickles because not asking for insurance is insane in the US, sorry to go out on a limb..."
"What did Dr Dre cook for Thanksgiving? Beats."
"I'm undecided about masturbation. On one hand it feels great -Bo Burnham"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a race with the egg, but I'm not sure who came first."
"Why do the Japanese have squinty eyes? Becuase atomic bombs are bright."
"I told my kids to follow their hopes and dreams, as long as their hopes and dreams lead them out of my house when they're 21."
"This unit not available for individual resale. -tattoo on a retired prostitute's back."
"Why don't ghosts play sports? Boo!"