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"World Peace."
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"And YOU get a vegetable pod! And YOU get a vegetable pod! And YOU get a vegetable pod! And YOU get a vegetable pod! ~ The Okra Show"
"[Pulled over] Sir do you know how fast you were going? MY DOG IS IN LABOR! Oh! In that case *scribbles* Here is a ticket for littering."
"People with eyebrow, nose, and lip piercings always look like they landed face-first into a tackle box."
"Knock KNOCK Who's there? Orange Orange who? ORANGE YOU HAPPY I DIDN'T SAY ORANGE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . v v TLDR I'm dead on the inside"
"It's a beautiful day to sit outside and stare into your phone."
"When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ? When it's a baby elephant !"
"What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado? The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown"
"The Wright Way ""I think it is wrong that one company makes Monopoly."" -Steven Wright"
"Why you shouldn't ask Napoleon for money He's a bit short"