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Joke of the Day

"Tacky on you, that outfit is! Tacky on who? [Tachyon!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tachyon) Who's there? Knock, knock!"

"My friend just told me this joke: ""Knock knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""Chicken"" ""Chicken who?"" ""TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!"""

"Did ya' hear about the bear that tried to fly from British Columbia to New York? They wouldn't let him bring his carrion. Sorry."

"How do you confuse an idiot? 44"

"Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he didn't want to be spotted!"

"I'm a man of my word... and that word is ""unreliable"""

"After a failed college project to fight hunger, Clark decided to focus on fighting crime and thereby dropping a p from Supperman."

"This guy told me he got a puppy for his wife... ...wish I could make a trade like that!"

"if daniel day-lewis dies the doctors will hav to make extra sure he's dead. he may just be acting dead and no one woud ever kno"

"Did you hear about the guy with the invisible dick? He came out of nowhere."