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Joke of the Day

"judas: i would never betray jesus he's the best jesus: my favorite movie is the Minions Movie judas: i am going to betray the son of God"

"You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back."

"Probably the filthiest joke out there A guy was going down on a woman when he tastes horse semen. He turns to the woman and says ""Damn Grandma, so that's how you died!"""

"I searched your life up on google... ...it gave me an error 404"

"Once a marine, always a marine. Even if you're now working at Subway. You're a submarine."

"A rapper just came out with a line of premium sausages. Meats by Dre."

"Just made this up... NSFW? What turned the nice teenager into a crackwhore? A dick did."

"We're at the mall and noticed none of the kids can sit on Santa's lap. I'm not sure why, there's probably some Claus against it..."

"If I ever need a heart transplant, I'd want my ex's. It's never been used."

"The CDC has updated their rules for handling Ebola: 1) put your left leg in 2) take your left leg out 3) shake it all about"