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Joke of the Day

"Hippos... It's not as easy as you think... Why do hippopotamus' have sex in the water? Have you ever tried keeping a 30lb pussy wet?"

"Did you hear about the emo windows? They were double-pained :,("

"The women at the club tonight are so unapproachable. Getting discouraged. Good thing mom is here to tell everyone what a super guy I am."

"Should have been called ""Star Wars: The Missing Force Kin"" Because it's all about looking for her Jedi brother."

"whenever god closes a door he opens a window because he's taking a pretty nasty shit in there."

"Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I cant even get into my own pants."

"*knock knock* ""Who's there?"" ""Dejav."" ""Dejav who?"" *knock knock* *edit : thanks a lot for appreciating the stupidity"

"What's the difference between the government and your wife? The government enjoys fucking you Edit: phrasing courtesy of tefkasm"

"Is chicken soup good for your health ? Not if you're the chicken !"

"Dirty Laundry When you wash a teenage boy's socks, you're doing a load of loads"