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Joke of the Day
"If I ever need a heart transplant, I'd want my ex's. It's never been used."
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"A man goes to the library and asks for a book about suicide. The librarian stares at him for a while and then asks ""But who is going to bring it back?"""
"I walked up to a lady and asked... ...""Can I smell your feet?"" ""No."" ""Oh,"" I said, ""Must be your pussy I smell then."""
"Asians be like... ay bb u wan sum duck?"
"Where do shadowbanned Redditors go? To the PAO Camp."
"How do you find a fat girl's vagina? Roll her around in flour and look for the wet spot."
"What did one rifle say to the other? Me llamo es 762"
"Q: You're sailing on a boat with a pack of cigarettes, but do not have a fire source, what do? A: Throw one overboard to make the boat a cigarette lighter."
"FUN FACT: The Olsen twins were actually triplets but Mary ate her sister Kate in utero and that's why she has two names"
"Hang in there Dave At the rate that all the celebrities are dying let's hope Dave doesn't die before the years up, it'd be devastating"