214082

Joke of the Day

"Probably the filthiest joke out there A guy was going down on a woman when he tastes horse semen. He turns to the woman and says ""Damn Grandma, so that's how you died!"""

"Classic joke, prim and proper don't read it! Guy asks ""When do you kick a midget in the balls?"" Other guy answers ""When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice"""

"Chuck Norris was the fourth wiseman... Who gave Jesus the gift of the beard. Which he rocked until the day he died. And three days after."

"What did the Chinese cowboy say? Nii haw!"

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean"

"The sooner one of you ladies takes one for the team' and becomes my girlfriend, they sooner I leave the REST of you alone!"

"Floyd Mayweather Jr must listen to his opponents to win ... Because he definitely can't read them"

"A really sad man committed suicide by crushing himself with a vending machine He was soda pressed."

"I used to live right in the core of the Big Apple. Unfortunately I had to move because it was a bit too seedy."

"What do vegetarian zombies eat? Graaaiiinnss."