161688
Joke of the Day
"I searched your life up on google... ...it gave me an error 404"
Next Joke
"how big is Jared fogel's sex drive? bout 5.6TB"
"So I broke up with my girlfriend because our signs didn't match... ...I'm a Sagittarius, and she's a bitch."
"So I tried using one of those date rape drugs the other night... It turns out its really hard to rape a girl when you're drooling on the floor the room is spinning."
"To gangs that carve their names into public toilet seats: A) Why? B) Haha, you touched a public toilet seat."
"Jared from subway... He'll be getting used to a new style of footlong HIYOO"
"My Doctor says I need to start exercising religiously. So now I hit the gym on Christmas and Easter."
"Can't believe Sting isn't the lead singer of the Scorpions"
"Usually takes me two or three tries to correctly aim the remote at the TV, if anyone was thinking of challenging me to a duel."
"Remember to check on your elderly neighbors to see if they have anything worth stealing."