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Joke of the Day

"How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb has to truly want to change."

"Do you remember blowing bubbles in the bathtub as a kid? Saw him the other day, told me to say hello!"

"What's the difference between a boy band and a band of just guys? The person sucking dick."

"I bought my girlfriend a fridge for her birthday I know its not the greatest gift, but you should've seen her face light up when she opened it."

"What was Hitler's favorite Yugioh card? Blue Eyes White Person"

"If Yoda were to do a Chicken impression... If Yoda were to do a Chicken impression and say Cock-a-doodle-doo. Would he be asking someone to draw a penis?"

"Whiskey diet I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already"

"Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew? Because one more, and it'd be too farty."

"What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare? A sunken chest with no booty!"

"First woman on the moon W: Houston, we have a problem H: What is it? W: Nevermind its nothing H: What is the problem? W: Nothing... H: Tell us what the problem is! W: NO!"