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Joke of the Day
"How are PCs different from woman? I know how to turn a PC on."
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"What did Sacagawea the frog say in the trampoline factory? I'm very hoppy."
"I usually like to go fishing... Just for the halibut"
"What's E.T. Stand for? Extra testicle"
"A hippie is walking along A Hippy is walking along wearing one shoe. Another hippy sees him and calls out, 'Hey man, you lose a shoe?' ""Nope, found one"""
"What's a KKK member's favorite car? A crossfire."
"I always said I'd never chase after a man, but the older I get, I seriously consider power-walking after one."
"I'm not saying I can perform miracles or anything, but when the Taco Bell employee isn't looking, I can turn water into Sprite."
"When writing science fiction, always Google your made-up planet name; 9 times out of 10, it's an existing yeast infection medication."
"I like my apples how I like my penis... In cider."