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Joke of the Day
"I failed my origami course But it was not my fold"
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"I had professional respect for you but then you said ""recognizance"" when you meant 'reconnaissance.'"
"There's a Black man and a Hispanic man in a car who's driving? The cops."
"HR says I'm not allowed to scream ""OH GOD IT BURNS MAKE IT STOP"" when I walk through the front door at work anymore :("
"They say there's such a thing as safety in numbers... Tell that to six million Jews."
"I once asked an Asian girl for her number. She said ""SEX SEX SEX, FREE SEX TONIGHT"" I said ""wow"". Then her friend said, ""no, she meant 666-3629."""
"I live in a high crime neighbourhood if you count socks with sandals."
"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change."
"You know what's sad? 3 of my team members dying of drinking poison and the last dying of a fractured neck because he didn't drink the poison"
"The phrase ""you two deserve each other"" sounds like a compliment, but never is."