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Joke of the Day

"Q: What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? A: ""Dead ant Dead Ant ... Dead ant Dead Ant .. Dead Ant"" (to the tune of Pink Panther theme)."

"How do you know you're in a redneck family? When your sister's pussy tastes like your dad's dick."

"If you hit people hard enough with a tennis racket they turn into waffles."

"""She must be shy"" is probably what I say to myself the most when a woman abruptly moves across the country after talking to me."

"How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? He farts"

"When does CPR become necrophilia? When you are both stiff"

"Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days? For the watch"

"[Dirty] Did you know pigeons die after they have sex? At least, the one I fucked did."

"I do all the wrong things the right way."

"What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard? A new last name."