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Joke of the Day

"What do sound engineers say when they leave? Audios"

"There are now 4 sides to every story. Yours, mine, the truth & the Internets version."

"Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. ""Why are we running so fast?"" asked one. ""Because"" said the second ""it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"""

"""Tell me the story behind each of your tattoos."" -No one, ever"

"What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ? Nothing it just let out a little wine !"

"I like my women like I like my chocolate. With nuts."

"What is Gollum's favourite bird? A Smeagull! :D"

"What do you call a floating potato? A levi-tater."

"I hate it when I'm trying to discreetly pick a wedgie in public and inadvertently end up doing every dance routine from Spice World."

"How are children like slinkies? It's fun to toss them down stairs."