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Joke of the Day

"Thursday is like your high school boyfriend. It feels good but you know something better is right around the corner."

"Pick up line I put the STD in stud, but all I need is you."

"Will I live to see 90? You just did."

"An enormous monster with eight arms and eleven legs walked into a tailors shop. 'Quick!' shouted the tailor to his assistant. 'Hide the ""Free Alterations"" sign!'"

"Best part of banging a milf What's the best part of having sex with a milf? Leaving with a juice box and bagged lunch in the morning!"

"A physicist came knocking on my door... I gave him the No-Bell Prize."

"When I get a lot of Myspace requests my fax machine goes crazy."

"Why wasn't Hitler invited to the BBQ? He always burns the franks."

"When couples tell me they're taking their relationship to the next level, I just assume they're gonna start throwing cutlery at each other."

"Did you hear about the Muslim Party? It was a blast"