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Joke of the Day
"What's the spaciest kind of camel? Andromedary"
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"pleas tune into my next podcast where i ask what the FUCK angry birds is and viciously mock the first piece of shit caller to answer me"
"In To A Bar. A priest, a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. he orders a drink"
"I was attacked at a birthday party by a Mexican man with a baseball bat. Thankfully he was blindfolded and extremely dizzy."
"Mom: I think I'll name her Jenny. Dr: I'm sorry, that name is already taken, but you can name her jenny_2828"
"What's the difference between water falling from the sky and hamburgers falling from the sky? One of them is a meatier shower."
"What do you call a fresh creme pie? Creme fraiche"
"Intellectual Joke Helium walks into a bar, The bar tender says ""We don't serve noble gases in here."" Helium doesn't react."
"Anyone know if Hallmark makes a ""Sorry about your miscarriage, but it was my first time playing Bocce Ball"" card?"
"What's worse than a chauvinist man? A woman who doesn't know her place."