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Joke of the Day
"What's the spaciest kind of camel? Andromedary"
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"Scientists have found that the more beautiful a woman is, the higher her husband's income will be, and the more I already hate them both."
"What makes rock stars great campers? Their living situation is intense."
"I sprinkled viagra in my eyes today... Now I look hard."
"Do you ever think about the Vice President... ...sitting at his desk, looking around his office and thinking to himself, ""Fucking corners."""
"That awkward moment when you're trying not to look when someone is staring at you."
"What's the difference between a ladder and a truck? It's no bad luck to walk under a truck."
"""Wow! Go show your mommy!"" -what I say to any child talking to me for more than 11 seconds."
"Just tell me which one is wrong! The user ID or the password???"
"Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie? Because it keeps hitting pause."