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Joke of the Day

"How do you kill a redneck? Wait until he's fucking his sister, then cut the brakes on his house."

"What came first the egg or the Chicken? the egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?"

"What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora? M'laria"

"Wish there was a pill I could put in a girl's drink, that would make her do my taxes."

"Him: What? I couldn't understand you. Me: gnbkfshbffjjg H: What?! Me: GNBKFSHBFFJJG! H: Damnit Aimee! Take the burrito out of your mouth!"

"Did you hear about the bad pizza? It was a Peace'a'shit"

"I'm working on a new adult film loosely based on ""Two girls, one cup"" but with a bondage theme... It's called ""I shit, you knot."""

"Girlfriend said ""I think I'm pregnant, I'm two weeks late.. ..April fools!"""

"Say what you will about Hamas... ...but their education system is top notch. Over 90% of the children in Gaza become ""Rocket Scientists""."

"Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?"