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Joke of the Day
"I dislike the term haterade. I say hater-juicebox instead."
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"I once got a ride home from the pizza guy by ordering 1 pizza to be delivered to the bar and 1 to my house. Pretty sure i deserve an award."
"So a robot walked into a bar and beat up a man with a bottle... ...he was charged with battery. I'm so sorry."
"What does C3PO stand for? Because he's got rusty knees."
"I was sitting on my dolphin, then I fell off. Butt not on porpoise."
"Let's play a game called Fuck Off You go first"
"Why don't they have a WHITE history month?? Why don't they have NON-handicapped parking spaces? Why's there no cemetery for ALIVE people??"
"Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? It's two tired."
"What day do fries hate the most? Friday"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Why?' To get to the idiots house! (Immediately follow up with this) Knock knock 'Who's there?' A chicken!"