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Joke of the Day
"I dislike the term haterade. I say hater-juicebox instead."
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"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *gags*"
"""WE HERE AT BIG PHARMA RECOGNIZE THAT WHEN YOU'RE DEPENDENT ON ADDICTIVE OPIOID PAINKILLERS YOUR BIGGEST PROBLEM IS YOU CAN'T POOP"""
"What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle? I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!"
"Earth: Goodnight Moon Moon: ... Earth: I said Goodnight Moon' Moon: ... Earth: Look, I don't choose which days they celebrate Moon: Whatever"
"A recent study shows that 51.9% of the UK are under educated. It was called the EU referendum."
"I know it's sick... But I'm curious about what bulimics do in the toilet."
"Knock knock.... (Who's there?) Ellen Pao's Resume."
"TIFU by being Cuban and attending Fidel Castro's funeral. Now the FBI lists me as ""public enemy number Juan""."
"Have you ever seen a blind person reading braille in public? Neither have they"