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Joke of the Day

"Be like Bro This is Bro. Bro gets F'e in all Subject, Bro Knows F means Fantastic or Fabulous. Bro think he's the best student in the world, Bro is happy with his gread, Be like Bro"

"A is for apple B is for bear C is for candy D is for your mom"

"What's next to England? A question mark."

"REALTOR: You'll LOVE this home- ME: My dog doesn't like it. REALTOR: But I- ME: [holding dog in realtor's face] I TRUST HIM MORE THAN YOU"

"Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors? Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box."

"I'm the kind of guy who would feel morally obligated to eat what I kill... So please don't try to rob my house..."

"I learned about the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon last week and now it seems like everyone's talking about it."

"What's the best thing about sleeping with twenty two year old's? There is twenty of them."

"They say video games teach kids bad habits, but I've gotten out of at least 17 DUI's by flinging a banana peel at the cop car behind me."

"A Wheelchair Basketball Game I was at a wheelchair basketball game, and the announcer told everyone to ""Please rise for the pledge."" The ironic thing was that all the players were veterans."