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Joke of the Day

"A Wheelchair Basketball Game I was at a wheelchair basketball game, and the announcer told everyone to ""Please rise for the pledge."" The ironic thing was that all the players were veterans."

"A Jewish kid asks his Jewish Dad for 50$... His dad says ""40$? What do you need 20$ for?"""

"What do you do with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino."

"*at interview* Him: What would you say are your strengths? Me: Words Him: Can you say more? Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions"

"Officer: How high are you? Me: No officer it's hi how are you."

"I just found a six pack in my room. Case closed"

"what would happen if all the rattatas died? They would be eraticated"

"Friends are like ants if you burn them, they die."

"The world's fastest boxer invited anyone to try to avoid his fists... There was no punchline."

"I don't go to Applebee's often I know how to microwave my own meals"