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Joke of the Day
"What's next to England? A question mark."
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"'Twas the night before Thanksgiving, and I'm out of breath I've been in the kitchen all day, cooking up meth."
"I didn't see anyone important today, so I'll probably wear these same clothes tomorrow."
"As a Canadian I like to go clubbing; but if theres no seals around..."
"Michael: It's hard for my sister to eat. Maureen: Why ? Michael: She can't bear to stop talking."
"Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties? A: Women!"
"In college, I liked beer more than Girls. A beer can't change its mind after you get its top off. Edit: Thanks, grammar Nazis"
"Find a group doing river baptisms. Release LSD into the water upstream. Bring friends in devil costumes. Cavort and frolic on the riverbank."
"""I've changed my mind."" ""Thank God! Does it work better now?"""
"What's white and can't climb trees? A Refrigerator"