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Joke of the Day
"Speaking from one deaf man to another, ......... ""what?"""
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"Waiter asked if I wanted the soup or salad Me: Yes, I'll take the super salad"
"[meeting her parents] GF (whispering): Please don't make a scene ME (angry-whispering): You told me there'd be cheese"
"What do a homeless woman and an American football player have in common? They both take their pads off after four periods"
"My doctor told me I should do something about my athlete's foot. But that's what makes me such a fun guy."
"Dude, your girlfriend's tits are so saggy... I bet she walked straight off of page 12 of National Geographic Magazine."
"Before you decide to become an atheist try dipping an Oreo in Nutella once"
"I don't know why old people drive so slowly.. If you're 85 you should be driving 85, you ain't got much time left!"
"In Australia, lawsuits are just what lawyers wear to court."
"I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him GOD, I hope he calls me."