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Joke of the Day

"If cartoons are a reliable guide, the secret to never ageing is wearing the same clothes every day."

"People often ask me why I'm single and how surprised they are Then after speaking to me for 15 mins they say they can understand why I am"

"http://reddit.com/r/MensRights/"

"How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb? When this gets 500 upvotes, I'll tell you the answer."

"I like to use big words that I don't understand- they make me seem more photosynthesis."

"I'm having an out of money experience."

"A man got a car for his wife Now, thats what you call a good trade."

"I emailed Hillary that to secure a win, she had to pick Bernie as VP. I guess she deleted it."

"Date like a boyscout Leave em better than you found em."

"Wife: the library called about an overdue book *eye my copy of Outlandish Excuses for Everyday Life* ""Tell them I died in the moon wars"""