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Joke of the Day

"Dude, your girlfriend's tits are so saggy... I bet she walked straight off of page 12 of National Geographic Magazine."

"Anybody have some good summer reads for me that...Oh wait. Nevermind. Found my phone"

"Spandex is sausage casing for humans."

"I took a photo while my plane was landing and got arrested... Apparently, its in-descent exposure."

"How cowboys are made ""Dad?"" ""Yes, son?"" ""Where do Cowboys come from?"" ""Well, son. When a cow and a boy love each other very, very much..."""

"Whatever happened to the Bob the Builder kids show? Handy Manny took his job."

"I hope when the Incredible Hulk and Kool-Aid Man retire they'll open up a small demolition business together."

"I need to know how to swim in pussy... ...cause im drowning in it"

"Diner: Waitress the portions are getting smaller. Waiter: It's just an optical illusion. It's just that the restaurant has been enlarged."

"While Ajax sales have been going down... It's still stronger than Greece"