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Joke of the Day
"In Australia, lawsuits are just what lawyers wear to court."
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"Just checked out Jian Ghomeshi's band Moxy Fruvous for the first time... Not bad. That guy can really keep a beat."
"Invitations: $10 Cupcakes: $15 Facility rental: $100 Not having 20 kids in my house: priceless Math of a mother"
"Facebook friend: If you can't handle me at my worst, then you- SHUT UP, SHANNON. YOU'RE *ALWAYS* AT YOUR WORST."
"*dog runs for president* *dog sits for president* *dog rolls over fo"
"[NSFW] My favorite sex position is the JFK... I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car."
"What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad."
"Comcast: ""Would you like to upgrade your Internet service to include cable?"" Me: ""No thanks, the illegal downloading has that base covered."""
"A local business in my town has an open carry discount. As in, you show them a gun to save money. Doesn't that discount apply everywhere?"