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Joke of the Day

"Waiter asked if I wanted the soup or salad Me: Yes, I'll take the super salad"

"Which sport is more lame: frisbee, or curling? Discus"

"Trump is single-handedly bringing down America. Actually, I take it back. With hands that small, he'd have to use them both."

"I bought some ""no more tears"" baby shampoo But I'm still not over her :("

"So Oscar Pistorious was sentenced to 5 years of prison. In my opinion, his excuse was lame. I don't think he had a leg to stand on."

"What is the best part about banging a Milf ...you get to steal the Capri sun in the morning."

"How did they cure the swine flu? With oinkment."

"What kind of fruit can't get married? A Cantleope"

"How did the barber win the race? He knew a short cut."

"What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't? A widow."