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Joke of the Day

"I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him GOD, I hope he calls me."

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Nothing. she couldn't speak while gagging"

"I don't see why we Brits don't celebrate 4th of July Surely 240 years of being officially seperate from America is something to be happy about"

"Why is this joke bad for the environment? Because it wasn't recycled."

"What is a vampire's favourite soup ? Scream of mushroom !"

"So I was out for a walk with my Grandpa... My grandpa had altzhiemer's disease, and we were going for a little walk when all of the sudden....... (Classic comedy)"

"Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity."

"I'm not saying it's a bad idea to bring an Ebola patient to Atlanta, I'm saying everyone should leave Atlanta because I've seen this movie...."

"What do you call an old fruit-picker in Wisconsin? Cherry-atric"

"Why does pooping get more intense while you're listening to music? Because it's logarythmic."