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Joke of the Day

"Spending the day driving past people taking pictures in public and yelling, ""YUCK! DELETE!"""

"Who is the easiest to get a high-five from in a war? The French. They always have their hands up."

"Was late to my first Fight Club last night So missed the intro rules. Still Fight Club was brilliant and I'd highly recommend Fight Club."

"Whats the difference between a Mexican and a power tool? Power tools are found inside the Home Depot."

"Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party? He's a party pooper!"

"CAMPING TIP: If you get lost in the woods, a compass can help you get lost more north."

"My biggest fear is dying in a car accident that doesn't destroy my phone"

"I'm a recovering alcoholic! :I'm recovering from last night!"

"Man walks into a bar with a piece of tarmac.... He said "" can i have a drink and one for the road"""

"-hey don't shoot me, i'm just the messenger! -oh the letter says to shoot me? okay th-"