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Joke of the Day
"I'm a recovering alcoholic! :I'm recovering from last night!"
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"""Wow, more ABBA. Shocking."" -anyone on road trips with me"
"Whats the difference between a zombie and baby? A zombie may eat your brains, but a baby kills your dreams."
"What's the best way to pick up a Jewish girl in the 1940s? With a dustpan."
"If by ""chivalry is dead"" you mean ""I put my coat in a puddle for my wife so she's making me do laundry for a week"" then yes chivalry is dead"
"Why do milking stools only have three legs? Because the cow has the udder"
"My freshman year of college I farted in a tiny crowded dorm room & a girl's younger sister who was visiting & wasn't even drunk threw up."
"The baby Woman at a maternity hospital is in a lot of pain, moaning. The man strokes her back, ""I'm so sorry sweetheart that you have to endure this..."" ""Don't worry Steve, it's not your fault."""
"I was going to tell a joke about maize... But then I decided it was too corny."
"Oral sex makes your whole day.. ..Anal sex makes your hole weak.."