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Joke of the Day
"I'm a recovering alcoholic! :I'm recovering from last night!"
Next Joke
"I hope I don't have to face rich French Renaissance citizens as enemies in video games. They would be overpowdered."
"What do you call a bi-curious woman? A clitourist."
"I bet you the first person to invent puzzles was a woman that ripped up a picture of her husband."
"A court ruled that sharing click-baits is punishable by death. What happens next will shock you."
"What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year? Breakfast."
"Wife: It's like every man on earth has to share one brain Me: [can't think of a good comeback because it's not my turn to use the brain]"
"My wife saw a psychic and found out I was cheating That's the last time I banged a psychic"
"A limbo champion walks into a bar And loses his title."
"All I do all day is roll massive joints and deal with huge quantities of dope. Being a pipe inspector sucks."