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Joke of the Day

"Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party? He's a party pooper!"

"What are the 3 stages of sex after marriage? Tri-weekly Try Weekly and Try Weakly"

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your dick in someone's ass."

"Why can't any of the seven dwarfs share the same name? Because that could create a pair o' Docs."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly a cock down a throat."

"What's Hitler's favorite weather? Heil"

"Oh LinkedIn, what juicy tidbits do you have for me today? *raises monocle* Stanley added a skill?! HAHA! That is most delightful! *sips tea*"

"Salary is like a period you wait for it a whole month and it ends in a week."

"What do you call a snowman that frequently has sexual intercourse? A snowplow."

"""Where will you see yourself in 15 years?"" A Mirror"