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Joke of the Day
"My biggest fear is dying in a car accident that doesn't destroy my phone"
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"How do you weigh a Hipster? In instagrams"
"A sandwich walks into a bar. Bartender says, ""You gotta leave. We don't serve food here."""
"A shipment of wigs has been stolen Police are combing the area"
"My boyfriend said he wanted me to be more affectionate, so now I have TWO boyfriends."
"ME [Puts up ""Have u seen my dog?"" posters across town] HER: Oh no! You've lost your dog! M: No I just think u should see him. He's awesome"
"The Human Genome Project had a breakthrough and isolated the genes that make someone homosexual. They are skinny genes."
"What's so fun about having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them."
"Slept like a log last night. Woke up in the fire place this morning."
"What do you call a stallion that's had its balls chopped off? A eunuch-orn"