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Joke of the Day
"CAMPING TIP: If you get lost in the woods, a compass can help you get lost more north."
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"Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me doctor? Surgeon: Only when you get my bill Mrs Brown."
"If realigion isn't real then why does it have the word ""real"" in it?"
"I don't know why everyone loves blow jobs so much They taste soo shitty"
"""Sure it's a dental PRACTICE, but dont fret, I know what I'm doing. Open wide."" *opens wide* ""Ok which ones are the teeths? Where are teeth"""
"It's my wife's birthday soon. She said she wanted something with diamonds so I got her a deck of cards."
"Knock, knock Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? No you're a poo!"
"I used to say that I wanted to make ridiculous amounts of money. I think I should have chosen my words more carefully :("
"What is Mortal Kombat fans' favorite Nigerian state? It's Kano."
"If you listen closely you can hear the gas pump tell your kid's college fund to go fuck itself."